A Place to Lay My Head
I have a bed now. "What," you say, "did he lay his head on before this?" Well, I have slept on an air mattress for the last five and a half months. It wasn't too bad. It was firm and comfortable. Now I have a hide-a-bed. My sister and some friends brought it home the other night.
The top ten reasons why I like not having to sleep on an air mattress:
10 - All of the mites that have probably collected on it from not cleaning it--eww.
9 - I'm not right on the basement floor so it's warmer now.
8 - My new bed has springs.
7 - Less free space in my room to clean up now.
6 - My new bed is brown with flower designs on it. Imagine, brown flowers.
5 - My new bed smells like "girl".
4 - My lungs hurt.
3 - The light that trickles into my room at "night" doesn't land on my face!
2 - My new bed folds up into a chesterfield. Everyone loves chesterfields!
1 - I don't have to blow up my new bed every second day!
The top ten reasons why I like not having to sleep on an air mattress:
10 - All of the mites that have probably collected on it from not cleaning it--eww.
9 - I'm not right on the basement floor so it's warmer now.
8 - My new bed has springs.
7 - Less free space in my room to clean up now.
6 - My new bed is brown with flower designs on it. Imagine, brown flowers.
5 - My new bed smells like "girl".
4 - My lungs hurt.
3 - The light that trickles into my room at "night" doesn't land on my face!
2 - My new bed folds up into a chesterfield. Everyone loves chesterfields!
1 - I don't have to blow up my new bed every second day!
posted by Kevin @ 11:56 p.m.
1 Comments:
At Tue Feb 15, 03:22:00 a.m.,
Unknown said…
what?! you don't have to blow up your bed?! I don't sleep on an air mattress and I have to blow up my bed! how come you don't have to blow up yours?! not fair!
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